Two Beef Enchiladas: To The Music Of "Two Pina Coladas" by Garth Brooks
VERSE
I didn't know what to do
I was watching Blues Clues
When an ad came on TV
Said we have free Enchiladas to go
At the place El Charros
Oh! why don't you come down and see
Well that got me going
My hunger started showing
I knew what I was going to eat for lunch
THE END!
So I went to the place
Like I was in an autobon race
Went up to the waitress and said.
CHORUS
So bring me two beef enchiladas
To eat with a fork
I know I'm going to have stomach problems
Like Mary Tyler eating pork
I felt it turning deep in my gland
And I knew I would have to defend
But I still ate those two enchiladas
Because I know it will come out the other end!
THE END!
Samuel Wolgamott's Writings
